Friday 5th and Saturday 6th November 2010
On one of the most miserable bonfire nights in recent years, we find ourselves turning up to the glorious family holiday resort that is Pontins, Camber Sands for the first ever NME Weekender. The festival somewhat ironically sees people in wellies checking into their accommodation. But with much of the décor seeming to have been left here from the 70’s - why Pontins, I hear you ask? Well, let me point you in the direction of a certain Velvet Underground song, which earned itself the title of a popular indoor festival in a similarly antiquated holiday resort 80 miles in the opposite direction. Now, one would hate to accuse our favourite music magazine of creating a rival festival to the “All Tomorrow’s Parties” bash, but come on, speculation is inevitable.
One on the first bands we come across is synth-pop-rockers Citadel. After a tiring 5-hour journey from London Citadel are thrown straight onstage looking frustrated and exhausted. But in the face of adversity, they storm through their set on the NME Radar Stage, leaving the audience both surprised and impressed with these London upstarts and their early evening set.
Immediately after, a half-filled Main Stage is host to our favourite psychotic-gothabilly-psychedlic-garage-punkers The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster. Drug-free and Buddhist since 2003, adrenaline-fuelled frontman Guy McKnight creates an aura about himself similar to that of Jim Morrison, whilst visually representing a lovechild of The Doors’ man and Russell Brand. Jokes aside, Eighties Matchbox are on top form. Amongst his infamous leaps into and through the audience we are informed, “This is going to be our last show ever”. There has been no official confirmation of this but they have no future dates planned as of this moment. Delivering their cult classics such as “Psychosis Safari” the furious “Celebrate Your Mother” and the more recent “Love Turns To Hate” they are both mesmerising and fascinating. If this really is their “last show ever”, then they’ve gone with a bang, and will be sadly missed. The world needs idiosyncratic mayhem like this.
Next on the Radar Stage is Brighton-based Sweet Sweet Lies, with their unique twist on 50’s and 60’s rock n roll. Immaculately dressed in three-piece suits they take to the stage with their equally immaculate vocal harmonies as opener “Overrated Girlfriend” echoes through the arena. Turning heads with their impressive musicianship, suave-image and tunes like “Winter of Discontent” Sweet Sweet Lies manage to win over these beer-swigging punters. Many of whom, it might be worth noting, appear to be competition winners, only a small handful seem to have paid their admission.
Heading back towards the Main Stage and the audience are gearing up for tonight’s headliners Babyshambles. Arriving onstage 15 minutes later than scheduled (and in case you’re unaware of their track record, this basically counts as arriving early) Excluding the warm up show in Lewisham the previous night, this is their first proper headline gig in quite a long time, as media-darling Doherty has been busy doing solo records, drawing pictures with his blood and bogies, doing gigs with some band who he used to be in waving union jacks, leather jackets, blobs of heroin… and their name slips my mind. And of course his more recent jewellery line. So amongst his busy scheduled he’s managed to find time to squeeze in a headline slot for his pals at the NME. They swarm onstage with ex-Supergrass sticksman Danny Goffey in place of former drummer Adam Ficek, and launch into odd opening choice, the ska-inspired “I Wish”, straight into fan favourite “Pipedown”. Doherty is energetic and enthusiastic as he climbs on the monitors swinging the microphone around his head. Doherty sings of broken friendships in one of the greater Babyshambles moments that is “Unbilotitled”. The Kinks-esque “Delivery” has the crowd in uproar, but lacks any soul due to poor…well, delivery, excuse the pun. An impromptu rendition of Happy Birthday for an audience member leads into mega sing-a-long “Kilimangiro”. The set dulls in the middle for the tenderer, but frankly mediocre moments such as “There She Goes (A Little Heartache)”. Swigging champagne and red wine concoctions straight out the bottle, bass player Drew McConnell unfairly teases us with 4 bars of Joy Division’s “She’s Lost Control”, but no such luck, as we are offered a mundane “Sedative”, which is then followed by a surprisingly well-received “Up The Morning”. The indie-glamour of “Albion” is 100% electrified and goes down a storm. The naughty Doherty then lights up a cheeky fag before the utterly shambolic – yet nonetheless charming – rendition of “What Katie Did”, the only Libs song included in this evening’s setlist. After some technical issues with the microphones and a small self-absorbed moment Babyshambles deliver one final number “Fuck Forever” receiving many a handclap. Always an unpredictable evening with these chaps, but you often leave feeling that they lack truly great material.
Final band on the Radar Stage is Tall Ships with their Foals like math rock. Proving that intelligent rhythms and loops can’t mask shit songs. With NME DJ’s spinning tunes until 4.00 in the morning, we’re set for the night. And the vibe is fantastic, free from any pretentious happenings as the bands freely mingle amongst fans and other artists – drinking, drugging, partying, discussing French films, whatever you fancy. A good night indeed.
Kicking off Saturday on the Radar Stage with quite an impressive turnout out for Bristol’s Wilder at 1.00. They have promised big things but the question still poses: Are they just…insignificant? Yes. Manchester MC Envy dons an “Originality Is Dead” t-shirt. Firstly, this t-shirt in itself is ironically unoriginal. Complaining about originality being difficult to achieve is outdated, people have been saying this for years. Secondly, she hasn’t made a bad acknowledgment really, as her mindless bullshit about puking Lambrini into a gutter and her spitting bars about an ex-boyfriend combo says nothing to me about my life, to quote one of her fellow Mancunians. This is reflected in the on-site pub, which at 3.15, during Envy’s set, is rammed to the rafters for the NME pub quiz, the winners receiving tickets to next years Weekender, no less.
And on the subject of Manchester, with pub quiz completed we head on to see one of the most-talked about bands this weekend, greasy-haired teens Egyptian Hip Hop. Opening with an atmospheric intro, slowly building layers and tension (and some odd aboriginal instrumentation) that then evolves into a Foals-style guitar riff meets ghostly falsetto vocals. Frontman Lou-Stevenson Miller’s monotonous, uninterested dialogue between songs and their ripped jeans and scruffy hair-dos could get them confused for a Mudhoney tribute band. But in sound they combine minimalist guitar riffs with eerie synthesizers and dance drums. Their songwriting craft appears to be in building interesting riffs and rhythmic ideas into big polyrhythmic soundscapes. Somehow though, it feels that their tunes do not justify the surrounding hype, which they undoubtedly believe in. There are some post-punk elements (just don’t mention their hometown!) mixed with that of 70’s avant-garde outfit Can or German Krautrockers NEU! Perhaps it is just an acquired taste, being pre-dominantly instrumentally led, with rare glimpses of vocals in between. So whether or not this band deserve the attention they are getting, they are clearly a focused band with key references to their sound, but still too rude to hold the door open for your correspondent?
Into the early evening and the Main Stage is hosting new indie-romantics The Heartbreaks all the way from, you guessed it, Manchester! Armed with mega-choruses these fresh-faced Northerners are on a constant tour around the country brandishing their chiming guitar-carried melancholia. They prove that not only do they have great tunes but also they have the charisma to pull them off. They sing of lost-love and growing up in mundane northern towns, with honesty that frontman Matthew pulls off with an inspiring charm. And so what if they sound like that that Manchester band? These are glorious indie anthems that hopefully win them the attention that they are due.
Tonight’s headliners, unofficially the indie band it’s most cool to like, British Sea Power, take to the stage adorned with their trademark shrubbery set up. Frontman Yan rocks half a tree taped to his back with fluorescent tape, whilst brother Hamilton – an all-in-one flying suit complete with leather cap. “Apologies To Insect Life” feels raw as ever, as does third track, the phenomenal “Remember Me”. A set which consists of some of the best moments from each record, including some new material from the new Zeus E.P such as “KW-H” a song that whilst is entertaining at best seems more of a louche parody. But proves that vocoders were unacceptable when ELO did it, still are now. They offer the glorious “Waving Flags” before Hamilton takes vocal for a wondrous “Black Out” the epic “Trip Out” and one of his best moments “No Lucifer” to thundering chants of “Easy! Easy!” Following that, a magnanimous “Carrion” sees Yan pointing and swinging his jungle-attired microphone above his head as dancing foxes (yes dancing foxes!) join the stage. Guitarist Noble monkey bars the lighting rig before pounding on a desolate snare drum. And who thought BSP wouldn’t be up to their usual shenanigans? The problem is though, this isn’t their own gig. Sure, they have been selected to headline and close the indoor festival, but it isn’t their gig. A disappointing turn out, as the main stage is half empty, but British Sea Power’s incredible performance, wonderful songs and their crazy antics manage to fittingly sum up the whole weekend. I’m sure they will return to haunt us with peculiar piano riffs.